Kho Samui Scrapbook:
6 ft 7 inch ladyboy in full length fushcia gown with big hair
British men in their 60s and 70s with petite thai girls in their 30s – but you knew that anyway didn’t you?
Pink water buffalo
Pool cleaners, gardeners and wardens who are all supposedly part of the local Samui mafia. Apparently it makes for safe and secure properties.
Dr Frog, the maker of brilliant wood-fired pizzas.
Tesco Lotus; it’s green and sells Jack fruit and many hair thickening and teeth whitening products.
Everyone: waiting for the monsoon.